MAYBE NOT TO YOU. Interesting people always think their lives are dull because they are the ones who have to live it. It's the rest of us going, "Dude. DUDE. GETTING ONES TEETH DEALT WITH HAS JUST BECOME AN ADVENTURE WITH MULTIPLE STEPS." Because I would not usually regard going to the dentist as this complicated affair. AND YET.

Also, yes. I was terribly disappointed when Bella continued on her super-speshul-snowflake routine and didn't eat anyone except Bambi. PFFFT. REALISM. WHO NEEDS THAT IN BOOKS, RIGHT?